Pet Nail Clipper- Trims Dogs, Cats. LED Lighted!

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Pet Nail Clipper- Trims Dogs, Cats. LED Lighted!

pet nail clippers

Pet Nail Clipper- Trims Dogs, Cats. LED Lighted!

$14.99 $6.99

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$14.99 $6.99

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Claw trimmer. For dogs, cats… Lions, tigers and bears? It’s none of my business what kind of crazy critters you have. My business is to sell you these clippers. And then get some coffee.

 

I’m hopelessly addicted to coffee. Sex drugs and rock n roll, I can live without… but if I couldn’t get a strong cup of Joe in the morning, I think I’d give up civilized living and start wandering the countryside, living out of my car. Or maybe I’d take up a cross country bike ride. Actually, scratch that bike riding stuff, that’s “caffeinated me” talking.

 

  • Clipper statistics:
  • Non-slip rubberized handles! Great for when you have the pre-coffee jitters.
  • LED Illuminated work area. Is it getting dark in here, or are my caffeine levels are dropping?
  • Trimming catcher! Saves you cleanup time, meaning there’s more time to drink coffee.

 

As you can see, writing this product description has brought me one step closer to drinking yet another cup of coffee. I really need to start drinking it before I write these things. Or maybe while I write these things.

 

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